When you duck for cover behind barrels to regenerate after "taking damage".
When the "yo mama"-jokes come up you counter with "Yo mama is so fat she adds shadow damage".
When you walk around town wondering where your HUD went.
When you can't find the screen setting for your eyes.
When YOU add shadow damage! ;)
when you wake up in front of your tv with a controler in your hand and you dont remember a thing from the night b4
ooh ooh!
when you speak more about games than about women/sex
When you can hear the fucking achievement unlocked sound, all the fucking time! xD
when you think you're gonna respawn when you die.
when you try to double jump in real life. :(
When you start looking in every pot and basket for an extra elixir.
When you dodge people while walking as if your trying not to lose any health
When you're amazed at how fast real life can render shadows.
when you start saying lol instead of laughing, used to do that when i played warcraft :P
also kept saying that things were imba or OP(overpowered) haah thats when i quit wow :p
when you find game gfx more impressive than real life
When you say that the world needs more shaders and better lighting.
When you make a "You know you've played video games too much when" thread.
when you randomly hear the menu music for halo in the middle of a class
when your posting on the gametrailers forums, lmao!!
when you think the leaves and trees moving outside just lagged...
When you have shit your pants while playing because you didn't want to get up.
when you scream ACHIEVMENT UNLOCKED!!! when you have sex
When you start to think that the world should be rated M for violence, sex, language, you name it.
when i saw my own shadow and i was like : SHIT , CHECK THE QUALITY !!!!!!!!!
When the only time you go outside is to buy a game
when you look for colored gems while playing real guitar.
when you eat a mushroom thinking youre gonna get bigger, but end up waking up in the emergency room
when u act like ur the main guy in a gta game and u petend to kill everyone u see
you write a whole paper on why its important to invest more money on Exoskeletons and Massive walking nuclear battle tanks for your English class.
when you wish you where the game character rather than being yourself
while your walking you look for your aiming reticle
When you try to run along walls like from Prince of Persia... Ouch
when someone says war and u reply "war...war never changes"
When you start thinking how to use anything as a weapon;
When you wonder why nothing you wear gives you any boost at all
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